Reasons To Quit Smoking..101 Funny & Not-so-Funny Motivations
Monday, April 30th, 2012“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to put it, and I shall move the world.”— Archimedes Have you got a long enough lever in your life to stop smoking? With large listing of reasons, you can do anything – even quit smoking. (Ordered chronologically and by significance)
1. Wasting money on murdering yourself
2. Smelling like an ashtray
3. Your tasteless taste receptors
4. The shaming smoking smell of your
5. Even coffee tastes worst
6. Wondering if somebody is going to become ill from riding in your “smoker’s” car
7. Your house won't reek
8. The whizzing when you breathe
9. You alright get enough lung population by living in the city
10. You won’t have to move to the country to breath clean air
11. Poor circulation
12. Low energy
13. Feeling gorse
14. No sort of gum covers your ashtray breath
15. Yellow teeth
16. Yellow Stained fingers
17. Living an additional 7 years
18. Accomplishing what only 3.5% of smokers do a year: giving up for a year or longer (According to the Surgeon General’s Report, 1990)
19. Grayish dull complexion caused by smoking
20. Preventing early aging without surgery or fancy creams
21. Scaly skin caused by smoking
22. Having to have a look for a gasper
23. Having to ask for a light
24. Those millions of thoughts about smoking
25. Wasting time planning your smoke breaks Reasons to Quit Smoking
26. Experiencing panic-attacks when you are not in a position to have a cigarette
27. Freezing outside in bad weather
28. Having money to return to college, work less hours, or go a vacation
29. Additional cash to get gift’s for family
30. Chilling out with the often unhealthy and gloomy “smokers” crowd
31. No energy to exercise
32. 3 words “sex, impotency, loser”
33. Not being able to a flight climb stairs without losing your breathe
34. The “a smoker” unhealthy approach to life
35. Low self esteem of being a smoker
36. Folks looking down on you for being a “smoker”
37. Being turned down for life assurance
38. Possible employer not hiring you because you are a smoker
39. Not being able to find an apartment because nobody wants to rent to smokers
40. Concentration
41. All of the interruptions in your life
42. Less running around
43. The negative drain of being addicted to something
44. Non smoker hate kissing smokers, and most likely won't
45. The idea of harming your unborn baby
46. Second user smoke kills family members too
47. 75% of youngsters who smoke because their mum and dad do
48. Teens that smoke are seven times more likely do rouse drugs
49. Visits to the corner store in the middle of the night
50. Waking-up in the middle of the night solely to have a smoke Reasons to Quit Smoking
51. Craving a fag and being irritated if you don't get one
52. Less time to spend with your family
53. Less time inhaling poisonous poisons
54. Less time inhaling other smokers 2nd hand smoke
55. Never having to sit in another smoke-filled room
56. Feeling and looking better
57. The smell smoke in your hair
58. The smell smoke in your garments
59. A harmful and cancer filled body
60. Aching joints
61. Muscle pains
62. That constant whinging cough
63. Getting a “colds” all of the time
64. A weak immune reaction
65. Only being able to date less-than-perfect smokers
66. Burning holes your clothes
67. Worrying about burning down your house
68. Stressing about burning down some one else’s property or home
69. Encouraging your kids to play with fire
70. Having money to go on “date night” to dinner and the movies
71. Time to start a new pastime
72. Time to start an exercising program
73. Time to scrub your body out
74. Ultimately throwing garments with burn holes in them
75. Smoking causes sterility Reasons to Quit Smoking
76. Your baby will thank you
77. Your breast milk will be safe to drink
78. Your family members will be proud. Of you
79. All of your buddies will be happy with you
80. All your work mates will be pleased with you
81. Having lunch money every day now
82. You won?t ever be called “a smoker” again
83. Having to bum cigarettes from others
84. Stress about going for a long time without a smoke like in a film or on a plane
85. Restless nights
86. The unpleasant fact your first thought in your day is about “smoking”
87. You?ll right away be hornier and more enticing to folk even non smokers
88. No more pathetic excuses about not giving up
89. Literally not having the ability to smell the roses
90. Others thinking you are dim-witted
91. Losing creditability as a pro or expert due to your dumb habit
92. Your Mum never asking you to quit again 93. Having the title of “ex-smoker”
94. Quitting prior to getting cancer or die
95. Proving all those people wrong who said “you’ll never give up”
96. Dying a peaceful death
97. Giving the sports performance advantage to the non smokers
98. Burning holes in your carpets
99. Cleaning ashtrays
100. Cleaning up spill tobacco in your purse or desk
101. Hiding the plain fact you still haven't quit yet Right now.
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